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11/08/2014

And the nuns laugh !!!

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At a late hour in the store comes nun and making sure that no one buys a case of beer.
Dealer, sarcastically:
- And what is your beer?
- Hair grow better if their beer to wash. .
- Ah-ah-ah! Well then, here recommend these salty sticks. . .
- Instead of rollers can be used.

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Train. In the compartment where the nun goes, comes in an elegant lady mink coat. nun:
- My God! How much is this beauty?
lady:
- One night of love. . .
Removes the cloak, beneath it - a necklace.
nun:
- My God! And how much is this beauty?
lady:
- Two nights of love. . .
The lady takes off her gloves. . . On the finger - a ring with emerald. Nun (baptized)
- My God! And how much does it cost?
lady:
- Three nights of love. . .
. . . . Night. The cell. A knock at the door.
nun:
- Who's there?
- It's me, father Andre. . .
- Went to you, Father, with his caramels!

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Caught in chestilische nuns after death, are waiting. God goes and says:
- Well, tell the sisters who of you as have sinned.
One nun says:
- I saw manhood.
God she replies:
- Well, okay, go wash your eyes in the holy water and go to heaven.
Another nun says:
- I kept my manhood in her hands.
God she replies:
- Well, okay, go wash your hands in the holy water and go to heaven.
Then one of the nuns said:
- And you can rinse your mouth, until then no one's ass does not wash.

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Died gracious nun Margarita. And got by mistake into hell. Ringing in horror to St. Peter:
- St. Peter! There was a terrible mistake! It can not be, so I really was sent to hell!
St. Peter promises to help. It takes a day - and nothing changes. Margarita again calls:
- St. Peter! Tomorrow is scheduled disgusting orgy, attendance is required for all! Get me !!!
St. Peter swears that will do everything. But behind a pile of cases forgets. A day - a phone call. He was horrified to pick up the phone and hears:
- Petro? This is Margo. . . Well, you're there in order. . . do not worry too much.

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Caught in chestilische nuns after death, are waiting. God goes and says:
- Well, tell the sisters who of you as have sinned.
One nun says:
- I saw manhood.
God she replies:
- Well, okay, go wash your eyes in the holy water and go to heaven.
Another nun says:
- I kept my manhood in her hands.
God she replies:
- Well, okay, go wash your hands in the holy water and go to heaven.
Then one of the nuns said:
- And you can rinse your mouth, until then no one's ass does not wash.

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In a crowded bus kid talking animatedly with standing next to a nun. Mother with baby off the bus thanks nun because she took such an attitude to him and asked:
- He will, I hope, not hurt anything?
- No, you are! You have a beautiful baby! Just explain to him, please, that I'm not a penguin. I did not succeed. . .

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Two nuns come to the store. One says:
- Give us, please, the two sausages.
Another quickly takes her aside and whispers in her ear:
- Buy the best three, one will eat.

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The nurse was very surprised when the doctor's office by a bullet popped a nun and was rushed off without looking ahead. - What happened? - She asked the doctor. - I looked at her and said that she was pregnant. - But the same can not be! - Of course not. But she hiccups vanished ...

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Sunday school for female Orthodox monastery. Mature prioress talks to graduates about what they are going to do next. - Here you are, Faith, where you go? - Nowhere, I'll stay here, I will serve God in the monastery. - Well, the Lord will be very happy. And you, Hope? - I am, my dear, go to the Sisters of Charity, will comfort the sick and afflicted. - And you, God will be pleased. And what will the Love? - I'll just be a faithful wife and loving mother. - Well, and this is commendable. Well, you, Katya? - And I'll be a prostitute. - What's that? Repeat what you just said! - Pro-sti-here-Coy! - Well, thank God! I first heard the "Protestant"

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by Anna Razumovskaya Paintings for sale
Nun caught a few drunken guys raped, well, and ran ...
She gets up, dusts himself off and says:
- Thank God - and to the full and without sin ....

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Pin-Up Collection by Colette Falardeau